Saturday, August 12, 2017

Romance Novels

Yesterday, my friend Paul shared this list of computer-generated romance novel titles. The program based it off of real romance novel titles. I thought it'd be funny to write plot summaries for these fake books:

The Billionaire’s Marriage Valley. The best kept secret in Washington D.C. is the tiny Jefferson neighborhood, where all the richest politicians go to find love. Josie and her sister Alexandra are completely unaware of the neighborhood's reputation, when they inherit a house there. Soon, Alexandra is being courted by two senators from the same state! But when Josie's ex-fiancĂ©e reappears as a lobbyist for the military industry, Josie wonders if this is one movement she'll have to veto.

The Baby Surgeon Seduction. Melody and her boyfriend are expecting a baby this November, and tensions are running high as her career and her relationship seem to be falling apart. A severe attack of false contractions lands her in the hospital, where she meets the handsome Dr. Braxton-Hicks. Soon, Melody is faking any number of pregnancy problems, so she can spend as much time as possible with the charming baby surgeon. Is this blooming relationship going to deliver her heart's desire, or is Melody doomed to go into labor...alone?

Christmas With Her Blackmail. It's the most wonderful time of the year, right? Wrong! After a drunken holiday party that went way out of control, Valerie finds herself being blackmailed by one of her co-workers! She's forced to dress up in a ridiculous elf costume, watch snotty children, and fend off the advances of a lewd mall Santa. The only way Valerie can make her life normal again is if she figures out a way to blackmail the blackmailer. But she never expected to fall in love along the way...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think I saw some of these on the Lifetime Movie Network :D