1. I did the math, and it turns out that the average pizza delivery is 3.78 miles. That's to the house and back to the store, so you could say the average delivery is 1.89 miles away.
2. Both Trump and Clinton are under active FBI investigation. If you count the Anthony Weiner sexting investigation and the investigation into Terry McAuliffe’s shifty campaign donations, then Clinton is under FOUR investigations. Can...can we disqualify both candidates on these grounds?
3. Congratulations to the Chicago Cubs, winning their first World Series Championship in over a century! A lot of people I know are very happy about this, and a lot of people I know are sad that the "Cubs are cursed and always lose" meme is now dead.