Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Nancy Drew News Flash

Lots of Nancy Drew news today!

Her Interactive says that reaction to their newest song was so positive, they are including songs in ALL Nancy Drew games from now on! They've released a tentative list of upcoming song titles, including "The Bess Breakdance", "Nancy Drew Rap (feat. Jay-Z)" and "Do You Believe In Life After Mysteries?". In similar news, they announced the new voice of Nancy Drew: Zayn Malik! So that's why he left One Direction!

They also release details on their next game, Nancy Drew #33! It's called The Witch Tree Symbol. Nancy and her friends work together, to undo an ancient curse in Amish territory! The Amish people believe Nancy is a witch, and their suspicions are "confirmed" when the curse takes its latest victim: George. Nancy and Bess are horrified, when George is hit by magic light and turns into a man! Can Nancy undo the curse and find the real witch? Or will George be forced to use the men's room...forever?

Simon and Schuster's website has revealed that we get three Nancy Drew books this year. The first was Only Magicians Can Rob Unguarded Buildings, and the second will be Organic Food is Good For You. The third book will be released in September, and it's A Script for Danger. In this thrilling book, Nancy Drew becomes a soap opera star for a week! She plays Samantha Brady, and on her first day, she gets married to Rick Arlen's character. Things quickly go bad, when she starts getting death threats, she has encounters with crazy fans, and what's this? Rick says the marriage is for real!

[Edit: Simon and Schuster decided to update the description for "A Script for Danger" today. They must have been trying to ruin my April Fools' Day joke. Meanies.]

10 comments:

Katie Nelson said...

Dear Michael,
Wow those songs sound pretty cool!!! Also, Zayn from 1D will voice ND, that's soooo awesome!!!! Also, I've heard so much about the Amish and Celtic ruins that an ND game for that would be epic!!!!! Plus, George getting kidnapped instead of Bess!!!! That's awesome!!! Lastly, those books sound really cool!!!!! Love, Katie-Nancy Drew
P.S. I saw what you did ;p nice job.
P.S.S. Jay-Z, a boy with a girl's job??...you coulda done better than that!!! ;p

Katie Nelson said...

Dear Michael,
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this one thing. Love, Katie-Nancy Drew
P.S.S.S. Have a Merry New Easter and a Happy Groundmas Afternoon!!!!! ;p

Anonymous said...

This is an April Fools joke. I get it. The part about George being turned into a man is where I realized it. Funny Michael!

Peter said...

This is a GREAT April fools joke. I actually believed it for an hour!

Joy said...

Jay-Z??? AWESOME!!

Stephanie said...

Thanks Michael!
It took a few before I remembered that today is April Fool's...

Logan said...

I hope the part about the new game The Witch Tree Symbol wasn't part of the joke because that sounds awesome!!

Abby said...

I feel like a fool, of course. Haha, Micheal. Very funny

Syed said...

Honestly, your version of the third ND book coming out this year sounds WAAAAY more interesting. Maybe you should be the new ND ghost-writer!

Anonymous said...

ok i didn't read the bottom and i was heartbroken when i found out that the witch tree symbol wasn't gonna be the new game and that the new game was gonna be a scary one