- $35 (per bottle) alcohol, along with two $20 bottles, per table. That means each table gets to drink $75's worth of alcohol. Why is it mandatory to get everyone drunk?!
- Three votive candles per table. Clearly, these wedding people don't know that "votive candle" means something different to Catholics. And we coined that term first. Like, over a thousand years first.
- Cake tasting. Screw that! I want to have a cake, not a cake tasting!
- Organic coffee. If you want coffee, there's a Starbucks down the road.
All prices come with a 13% free, an 8% fee and an 8.75% fee. That's about 30%, if you add them all up. But if I wanted to rip people off, I would make them compounding fees. I'm not business-savvy, and I thought of that rip-off technique, so it's a safe bet all the wedding reception places have thought of it, too.