Friday, September 20, 2013

Time Travel Is Real

In the news this week, time travel was invented. The time travellers went ahead 30 years in time, to see how much the modern American mindset would change in a generation.  They were shocked and disappoined to learn that pretty much nothing happened.

"Everyone still thinks and acts like it's the 1970's," said one traveller. "At first, I thought we accidentally went backwards in time.  But no, it just turns out that nobody has made any intellectual progress in a long time."

The trip to 2043 went well, until the time travellers logged on to the Internet and saw a list of the past 100 Tweets their older selves posted.  They quickly went back to today and destroyed the time machine.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha. Nice social commentary. But let us hope the catholic church either ceases to exist, or stops molesting children. We can at least hope for that even without seeing pointless tweets of our past. Prayer circle asap.

Anonymous said...

^ Fucking hell, dude. Blame the people, not the church

Miss. Cellaneous said...

You aren't exactly defending the integrity of the church by using THOSE words, Anon @ 11:55

GameOverTown said...

Quite true

Anonymous said...

@9:46 Yes, it is horrible that those things happened, but you have to remember that they are PEOPLE, and PEOPLE sin. These kinds of things happen everywhere you look! It has happened to every church or denomination you can think of, but the media reported the Catholic Church because it is the largest church. It happened because of the sin of human beings, not because of the Church. And don't get your hopes up about the Church ceasing to exist, because we have been around for 2000 years. :)

Anonymous said...

(11:55 anon here) I'm not Catholic. 9:46 anon just said something awful. If you people think the f-word is more disgusting than what the first anon said, then, well, that's pretty pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Wow, uh… this comment has nothing to do with the post, and… Michael has repeatedly stated that he himself is Catholic… also this comment REALLY had NOTHING to do with the post…?

Anonymous said...

Yeah that first comment was just uncalled for.

Anonymous said...

Yeah that first comment was just uncalled for.

Breanna;) said...

I'm so dumb you actually had me believing it a little :D That was good Michael. Lol!

B.L.J said...

Anon. at 9:46 a.m.

That comment was definitely uncalled for.

You can find people like that anywhere,not just some churches, that kind of stuff happens everyday in any and every place that you could possibly think of.

The anon. at 11:55 a.m. is right about the part that you should blame the people that did it, not the church.

Just because some people choose to do that kind of thing doesn't mean everyone should have to suffer for it. It's mot right.

Not everyone is like that and I know and you know, even though you might not admit it, that Michael isn't like that. He's a good person and he didn't deserve what you said. That was just wrong!