Time for a pointless little game! You know Gaston, from Beauty and the Beast? The one who always boasts about his accomplishments? He's always saying things like, "No one hunts beasts like Gaston! No one eats eggs like Gaston! No one gets left out of Kingdom Hearts like Gaston!"
Let's randomly generate a Gaston boast, shall we?
No one [verb] [noun] like Gaston!
Step 1: Get a verb from the Random Verb Generator. That's your verb.
Step 2: Hit the "random article" button on Wikipedia. That's your noun.
No one familiarizes Traou Mad like Gaston!
No one glues Leland Hawes like Gaston!
No one releases the Roman dam of Bellas like Gaston!