Friday, November 16, 2012

The Gaston Boast Generator

Time for a pointless little game!  You know Gaston, from Beauty and the Beast?  The one who always boasts about his accomplishments?  He's always saying things like, "No one hunts beasts like Gaston!  No one eats eggs like Gaston!  No one gets left out of Kingdom Hearts like Gaston!"

Let's randomly generate a Gaston boast, shall we?

No one [verb] [noun] like Gaston!

Step 1: Get a verb from the Random Verb Generator. That's your verb.
Step 2: Hit the "random article" button on Wikipedia.  That's your noun.

Samples:

No one familiarizes Traou Mad like Gaston!
No one glues Leland Hawes like Gaston!
No one releases the Roman dam of Bellas like Gaston!

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

No one attracts Scutiger bhutanensis like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one assembles Sigma1 Ursae Majoris like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one simulates Lucy Drexel Dahlgren House like Gaston!

Emily said...

No one identifies Boshruy like Gaston!

Balin said...

No one influences David IV of Georgia like Gaston!!

Anonymous said...

No one pets sphahetti like Gaston!! XD

videogameluver said...

No one dances Marco Brown like Gaston! haha :D >o<

Anonymous said...

No one preserves Guzmania claviformis like Gaston!

Miriam said...

No one measures Lake Bohinj like Gaston!


...wait, what?

Thenwink said...

No one enables the Somaliland shilling like Gaston!

Baha. Gaston is a vital part of the Somaliland economy apparently. :D

Thenwink said...

I love these type of blog posts. xD

Justice said...

No one exchanges Dallas Semiconductor like Gaston!

Alexandra said...

No one accommodates Daly languages like Gaston!

Megan said...

No one values the Vine Street Expressway Bridge like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one catalogs NBA Live 13 like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one moderates Mary Elizabeth Carnegie like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one monitors Nowa Karczma, Sztum County like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one drew Cecil Ford like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one scrutinizes George Grigore like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one repairs the rugby league in the Netherlands like Gaston!

Becki said...

No one sold Volkswagen Taiguns like Gaston!

Diana Gray said...

No one widens Pakistani Crickets like Gaston!

Christi said...

No one generates Nagoya Walkathon like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one applies Biodata like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one expands ZNF184 like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one fine-tunes North Down (UK Parliament constituency) like Gaston!

Emily said...

No one modifies WICB like Gaston!

Diana said...

No one originates rampart engineering like Gaston.

Rana Ozturk said...

No one discovers the Jagdish Temple like Gaston!

No one publicizes Leo Scheffcyzk like Gaston!

No one launches John Fastolf like Gaston!
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Say wha?

Emma said...

No one dissects Tillandsia edithiae like Gaston!

Anonymous said...

No one orientates Nachterstedt like Gaston!

anti-Gaston said...

No one sucks dick like Gaston. No one can be a jerk. Because of his jerkery, I'm pleased that he died. Hell, I'd be pleased if the Beast killed him on purpose.

Alias Ersonpay said...

No one prepares Mummies of Guanajuato like Gaston!
No one advertises The List of Wars Between Democracies like Gaston!
No one nurtures Nepeta Cataria like Gaston!

AGH said...

No one can be an asshole like Gaston.

No one can be bratty like Gaston.

No one can fuck himself like Gaston.