1. I recently read an article about the current doctor shortage in America. Just for fun, I took the article and replaced the word "doctor" with "priest". And it ended up being a perfectly reasonable article about the priest shortage, and why priests can't be replaced by non-priests, in the same way you don't want your doctor to be replaced by a non-doctor. I found it interesting.
2. Earlier, I mentioned that they're making A Christmas Story 2. The trailer has been recently released. Brace yourselves.
3. I was browsing iTunes yesterday, and I found over five mustache apps, which let you draw mustaches on people's faces in pictures. But there is only one beard app, which does the same thing for beards. Why does iTunes have such blatant facial hair unequality?