Whoops, I forgot to write a blog post today. Let me whip up something really quick...
Well, yesterday I talked about Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Let me recommend a humorous Beauty and the Beast story, in which Belle outsmarts Gaston, and she tricks him into taking back his marriage proposal.
Best alternate ending ever! Or, well, alternate beginning. Whatever, that's totally what Belle should have done in the movie to get rid of Gaston.