The other day, I had dinner at Max's, and someone asked me to describe what my burger was like, because I'm a burger connoisseur.
My reaction was, "No. I'm not some burger-loving weirdo."
Then, my reaction was, "Well, the burger was a disappointment, because the bun was too thick. It was thicker than the actual burger patty, and so it completely drew all the taste away from the burger, which was clearly well-done, not medium-well as requested."
Then my reaction was, "Oh, man, I am a burger-loving weirdo."
Now I sort of feel like I have to start a website where I rate and review different burgers. Only that would probably cost a lot of money.