I've been by myself for the past few days. When you're home alone, it starts as rather fun and exciting. Then it slowly gets sad and depressing, as you get lonelier and lonelier.
Here are a few signs that you've been left alone too long:
You wear pajamas past 11:00 AM
The highlight of your day is going outside to get the mail
You make sock puppets of your family members and have conversations with them
I've been staying up really late, because I don't have anything to do during the first half of the day. But no matter when I go to sleep, my internal alarm clock wakes me up at 7:00 AM. For some reason, I find myself unable to sleep in. I tried asking Sock Puppet Dad why this is the case, but he doesn't have any ideas.