All right, today, I finally got a new car, after my old car died at the start of the year. I am now the driver of a 2010 Toyota Corolla.
It's not a hybrid, but it's an actual car. I'll accept it.
The car salesmen were like vultures, and our salesman looked like a really ugly Barack Obama. It took approximately forever for them to get through all the paperwork, because only two people were working in the paperwork department. I almost fell asleep.