Monday, August 23, 2010

The Greatest Blog Post Of All Time!!!!!! (Ever)

Fifteen awesomeness points to "anonymous" who commented on my last blog post and told me to change the frame rates. That fixed the problem!

All righty, so, my friend Nathaniel tells me that the movie AVATAR (slogan: the greatest adventure of all time) is going back into the movie theaters, and wait, what? The greatest adventure of all time? Really? And why is the movie title in ALL CAPS? Are they imitating the TV show, JONAS?

No, wait, I'm sorry, I'm told that's not the name of the show. I meant to say Disney Channel show JONAS.

No, wait, I'm sorry again. I meant Disney Channel Original show.

No, wait, I'm sorry again, by jingo. I mean the Disney Channel Original Hit Show, which is now the Disney Channel Original Sensation, JONAS. It's so awesome that Season Two of the show is not called JONAS Season Two, because that would be lame. Instead, it needs MORE CAPITAL LETTERS to signify the awesomeness that is the Jonas Brothers Show. That's right, it needs to be called JONAS L.A.

Stay tuned for Season Three--I mean, Season Three of the WORLD-WIDE, BLOCKBUSTER EXPERIENCE--which will probably contain even more capital letters. Rumor has it that it will be called OMG LOL JONAS L.A. Ph.D BBQ.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I've noticed that a lot of shows today over-promote themselves to ridiculous degrees. Particularly AVATAR: The Greatest Adventure of All Time. I have not seen this movie, nor do I want to see it. I do not like being told that there is nothing more meaningful I can do with my life than watching a movie over and over again. That is an out-and-out lie.

From what I'm told, this movie has very extensive special effects. The computer effects are so realistic that--

*Yawn*

I'm tired of special effects. They're not really that special anymore. Practically every movie boasts having great special effects, especially with the 3D Movie Attack that has been going on what feels like forever. I think all these movies whose main selling point is fancy special effects will disappear into obscurity ten years from now, when there are NEW fancy special effects.

In conclusion, I would like it if movies and TV stopped puffing themselves up so much. Thank you.

23 comments:

Joker's-Gurl said...

Well... That was amusing. I'm glad your video's/videos' problem was fixed. As for Avatar-- I've seen it once. That's enough to last me forever. It's so long that at the end, I felt like I had just wasted three hours of my life I could have spent doing something more productive.

Kira said...

I'm sure you'll be converted once you see Avatar! When I first saw it, I had no clue what it was about and I wasn't really interested in it. But now I love it, and I plan to go see the extended version!

Anonymous said...

Confusing? But anyway avatar stinks it is drawn out and boring. It is also super LOUD. I had an old guy next to me and was snoring. But he would get up like crazy when a bomb happened.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, does that mean the SCK walkthrough will be up soon? :D

Anonymous said...

When it was the end of testing in my school last year, we watched Avatar. My opinion of it was just that it was a special version of Pocahontas. Think about it: a bunch of white people invade this place to take an important mineral, etc. The war part was pretty cool, but it wasn't that great.

Sofia said...

I really, really liked Avatar. I thought it was an excellent movie. The graphics were beautiful. But ever since Avatar, every movie's like "ooo, we got awesome graphics, we're in 3D" I mean, it's just getting annoying. I don't think I'm seeing the new Avatar movie, cause they're probably just putting in four deleted scenes and turning it to 3D. And honestly, I don't think Avatar needs to be in 3D.

I don't like the 3D trend going on, it's annoying me. But, I'm glad you fixed your video. I'm looking forward to seeing the SCK Remastered walkthrough.

I remember on the last few days of school, we were watching Avatar, but then the principal made us watch the Princess and The Frog instead because apparently Avatar used too much bad language..lol. Even though technically, the movie is PG13, and we're all 13 and over anyway...

Anonymous said...

personally id much rather watch movies in regular D

Katia said...

Yes! That's great! I wish you many more YouTube videos.I don't think I'll ever watch JONAS. Advertisments now are saying that a new movie discovered a new planet, cured cancer, and found an effective new way to use a fork.

Dallas said...

It's true that this world has gone a little over board with 3D and special effects. By now it's no longer all that special, it's just another thing. So now when people go to some place like Disney World they will think, "Oh it's just another 3D movie" when really its more than that. It's time for movies to rethink what SHOULD be in 3D compared to, we have a big budget so we can shoot in 3D.

Maddz said...

"OMG LOL JONAS L.A. Ph.D BBQ"

Hahahahaha, I could NOT stop laughing about that whole JONAS thing! SO TRUE.

I'm not really sure about Avatar. (I mean, *AVATAR*) We have the DVD 'cause a friend lent it to us, but...it seems like I could really, really like it, or really, really hate it. There doesn't seem to be an in-between here, LOL

-Maddz

Anonymous said...

OMG LOL JONAS L.A. Ph.D BBQ.....your soooooo funny :D

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Anonymous said...

Avatar was the worst movie ever!!! It was 3 hours long!

Anonymous said...

avatar isnt a very good movie

Anonymous said...

Jeez, you people are pretty harsh on Avatar.

"anonymous" said...

pshaw, it was nothing :)

Sofia said...

Wow, you are all pretty harsh on Avatar. XD
I loved it. It was great. But does it need new scenes and 3D? No.

Anonymous said...

can u play titanic hidden mysteries its cool u might think its boring but until u play it u might reconsider ur first thoughts

Michael Kelley said...

lol... that was funny and very informative! I agree, all we hear now is "you got to see this movie." I mean, I still haven't seen Avatar (unless you count the Nickelodeon show... lol...), and I'm still alive. :)

ClassicCartoonsGuy said...

Hahah!! Funny. :)

Anonymous said...

I saw Avatar (oh, wait, AVATAR...forgot the all-caps there). It was all right - the special effects were sweet, but the plot was meh. I believe if you search "Avatar Plot Fail Pocahontas" you will know why.

Anonymous said...

I WANT MORE JONAS!!! XD U JUST MADE MY DAY BY MENTIONING THEM & CALLING THEM A SENSATION <3 U SHOULD SERIOUSLY WATCH SEASON 2 OF JONAS. btw the reason its called JONAS LA is since the 1st season is them in their home state of new jersey & then they move to california & stay in LA. ;)

Anonymous said...

lol so forgot to add one last thing to my crazy Jonas fangirl comment there: can u pleaaasssee subscribe to my youtube? i watch ur vids with my friends & ur like a nancy drew legend to us :D & it would b awsum

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