...Then I got told at Selena is playing Beezus, and I decided not to see the movie.
I'm not a big fan of Selena Gomez, but from what I've seen of her, she generally plays a sneaky character who insults the other characters while the studio audience laughs. Therefore, I think it's time to bring out the type-casting chart to determine which role Selena should have.
|Responsible older sister||Yes||No||?|
Clearly, Selena should play Ramona. Their names are really similar, even!
Beezus and Ramona is my favorite book of the Ramona series, kind of because it doesn't have a lot of Ramona in it. Don't get me wrong; I like Ramona, but I like Beezus better. Reading that book made me want to be best friends with Beezus. I'm pretty sure that even if Beezus and Ramona is the worst movie ever, I'd still like if they got Beezus right.
Only I'm not going to see it now, because I think Selena Gomez is all wrong for Beezus.
Actually, I know one girl who I want to call "Beezus" because she basically looks exactly the way I always thought Beezus looked. She even has the perfect Beezus hairdo, which is pretty tough to pull off, because I imagine Beezus' hairdo is rather similiar to the hairdo that Edgar Martin used when drawing the teenage version of Pug (the character I used in Pug's Adventures).
Actually, speaking of Pug's Adventures...did all of my Pug's Adventures comic strips magically disappear recently, or is my computer just being strange?