When I left my room today, I found a big surprise birthday present waiting outside my door. Someone must have delivered it overnight. It turned out to be a coffee maker from Ellen, complete with a nice card about how she hopes I like the gift and that she hopes everything goes well on my brithday.
There's one slight problem, however.
I don't know anybody named Ellen.
There are no Ellens in the school directory. And this is a closed campus--only students and faculty have the keys to get in. I asked around, but nobody else knows who Ellen is either.
So that means someone named Ellen broke into the school last night in order to give me a coffee maker.
...I am so confused right now, and the whole situation reminds me of a comic strip I once read. If I get any more informationi about this mystery, I'll be sure to let you all know about it.